75 year old peanut butter jar in the back of the cabinet

the jar of peanut butter at the back of your cabinet that you forgot about

bro why is there a 75 year old jar of peanut butter in the back of my cabinet, wait, oh i was trying to make a 75 year old peanut butter jar in the back of the cabinet.

by snekster69 April 29, 2022

14 year old

Someone, who everyone on r/teenagers bullies.

I'm 15 now, I can finally bully 14 year olds.

by RngValue May 25, 2022

9 year old girl

you're probably going through puberty right now I know you won't want to have the talk or have your period
I'm 9 too

9 year old girl

mom: your boobs are growing

jess: I know

mom: you're going through puberty we're gonna talk now
jess: noooooo

mom: so, you are a 9 year

old girl you are going through puberty

by ayyycatsarecool August 15, 2022

9 year old

The symbol of cringe. They like fortnite and among us, and they rage a lot and yell in their mic.

Also, fuck you roman.

Crackhead 1: THIS IS STUPID!!!

Crackhead 2: Stop it 9 year old

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! December 25, 2022

Once-a-year Relatives

Relatives, usually extended, that you only see once or twice a year on major holidays. Usually these visits are preceded by a great deal of apprehension and distress.

Jessica: So, I'm getting my hair refoiled, my nails done, and then going out and eating my body weight in chocolate

Becca: Oh..once-a-year relatives coming into town?

Jessica: Ya. I hate the holidays!

by razorclam April 7, 2010

my orphan year

The year you become an orphan

2006 is my orphan year because my parents died in a car accident.

by B+N+C May 23, 2016

Ass grab year

For the year of 2019 it’s ass grab year yuh

Omg Marisa why u be grabbin my ass” because it’s ass grab year”

by George the 15th April 16, 2019