The Best Parts Of A Woman

It is commonly accepted by layman that the best parts of a woman are the "boobs, vagina, and butt". However, only the most enlightened intellectuals will realize that this is—in fact—wrong. The best parts of a woman is actually her feet and toes, as indicated by Scottish philosopher David Hume 300 years ago.

Me: What are the best parts of a woman?
Maddy: The boobs, vagina, and butt. Duh.
Me: Oh you sweet summer child....

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 7, 2022

womanizer

1. a guy who sleeps with and/or dates a lot of women, usually unbeknownst to potential victims--at least until a certain point.

2. a guy who charms women into thinking he is into them and knowingly or unknowingly breaks their hearts when he is "kinda a thing" with someone (most likely just for fucking) and also fits the first definition.

3. a guy who is even more apt to fit the above definitions when he is in some sort of "relationship" but uses terms such as he is "kinda a thing" with her, and other people say "he has been seeing someone recently," and still remains single on Facebook. This makes it clear that they are not actually "dating" and they are probably just fuck buddies.

See also: player.

He charmed me so I thought he was into me, but then I asked him to a ball and he said he was already going with someone who he was "kinda a thing" with...what a womanizer!

I can't wait until he realizes what he could have had--he still wants to be friends but honestly I don't know...that womanizer. He seems like a good friend but it's possible he is still trying to womanize me.

by britney spears 2.0 October 7, 2012

Woman Beater

Chris Brown

Chris Brown iz cute but he a woman beater so i hate him na

by I love Aubrey Drake Graham August 7, 2009

Woman

a person of female gender, typically good at making sandwiches and pleasing a man.

My woman makes me some good sandwiches.

by Dikk Fitzwelll October 31, 2012

Woman

An object

yo check out my new woman

by the reborn Jesus October 24, 2017

Ugly Woman Complex

Cold, frumpy, un attractive female, usually working in an institutional setting like an all-girls school, or the DMV, who have a tendency to overuse their establishment aided power to who lash out at students,coworkers, and the general public due to their personal inadequacies.

As coined in the blog fallingdownunder.com when speaking of the teachers at an all girls school in Australia "...the teachers have an ugly woman complex..."
complex unattractive frumpy cold

by Howdyz February 5, 2013

White Woman Oppression Syndrome

White Woman Oppression Syndrome (or WWOS for short), is a common condition in which Caucasian women, in particular American Caucasian women, believe they are the most important demographic and try to find any reason to feel oppressed, largely due to historical factors that have lead to women NOT being the most talked about demographic. Most commonly it is white women, especially those who are upper-middle class, who feel they're missing out in the oppression Olympics so they try to latch onto outdated or false delusions to prove their oppression.

"Black people are 5 times more likely to be locked in up prison and half as likely to go to college in America, black single-parents make up for 30% of all single parents, and black people are the victims of 50% of racial hate crimes."

"Yeah, but one time when I was visiting my friend in LA, I got catcalled by a guy I didn't find attractive. Don't you know women make 83 cents on the dollar of a man?"

"Please don't drag your White Woman Oppression Syndrome into this conversation..."

by chimpanzeek March 9, 2022