happy slap

A bunch of cunting chavs who hit people when least expected and film it for fun
"I was sitting next to the dude who got happy slapped on the way home" - Mary
by Theoneandonlylaura June 27, 2005
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crap slap

when a person shits in their hand, and slaps another individual across the face
Hey dude, did you see Janey today?
-Yeah, she got crap slapped. ewww
-Yeah poop all up on her face!
by Conglomo Cikiriyte January 24, 2004
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Slap yourself

Term used after you do or say something that even you have to admit was stupid.
Oh woooowww! I can't believe I just paid for all this shit when I could've got it for free....slap yourself!
by NEz11 November 17, 2007
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ass slapping

2. (verb)
The act of sex from behind, when the man's hips create a slapping/clapping sound off the receiver's backside.
That carpet jockey rode it ass slapping to the finish line!
by Antenna February 14, 2008
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Trout slap

The only time a Singaporean is capable of forming a complete English sentence on IRC
* Singaporean1 slaps Singaporean2 around a bit with a large trout

<Singaporean2> wah liew siao eh trout slap me 4 wad sia
by Partagas February 02, 2010
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Pimp Slap

A backhand smack,slap, or hit (usually to the face) by a male. The Pimp Slap is used to just mess around, to hurt someone (offense or defence), or it is used by a Pimp when the "hoe won't give up all the money."
Also known as "Keeping the 'Pimp Hand' strong."
1) *Bob hits Jack*
Jack: Ow man what the hell?
Bob: Haha you just got Pimp Slapped!

2) *Someone tries to steal Bob's cell phone*
*Bob Pimp Slaps the robber*
Bob: Bitch dont even think about it!

3)A hoe makes $150 for having sex with a guy down the street. Later that day the Pimp comes to collect the money. The hoe gives him $100. The guy comes to the Pimp the next day asking for sex with the same hoe. He says he will pay the same $150 as he did yesterday. The Pimp realizes he was ripped off. The Pimp goes to the hoes house and Pimp Slaps her untill "the bitch gives up all the cash" The Pimp then makes her have sex weith the guy and the Pimp takes all the money.
by Faggot Bitch guy August 10, 2006
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Bitch Slap

There are many written variations defining the term "Bitch Slap," and for the most part they stand correct, --- for this world of Hip Hop culture. However, this form of issued embarrassment actually comes from a French method of instilled belittlement without the use of barbarism. The slap upon the face with kid leather gloves would suffice as getting the message across.

All of the above are pussy-fied ghetto and barrio ways to use the Bitch Slap..., they only use it amongst their own! See below for true usage:

The French Canadians are said to have taught the North American native Indian nations this social behavior. They had not, -- these North American indigenous peoples are the original true users of a "Bitch Slap." With the recently borrowed French word "Coup," they had "Counted coup" upon their enemy for hundred of years before hip-hop culture or Cypress Hill acting Chicanos ever had. See Urban Dictionary definition of the term "Counting coup."
Said the Idealist leader of an upstart gang, "Get my coup stick, I'm gonna walk into Compton and give every Crypt I see a bitch slap!"
by gravy111 November 28, 2010
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