weed head

1. someone who smokes/eats excessive amounts of cannabis.

2. someone who acts as though they have used large amounts of weed.

3. Someone who does stupid things/acts a bit screwed up and smokes weed/prefers to be called weed head to crack head.

Can be used in place of "crack head" in most cases, unless you're actually talking about/to someone who does actually use crack.

shit your a weed head

by lawrence_s October 8, 2005

weedge

A slang word for a penis.
A stupid person.

Hey girls, just look at my weedge.
Alright mate. Do you know Ciaran? He's a total weedge.

by Alex Mason September 30, 2007

loco weed

another name for datura, a psychoactive, hallucinative and poisonous plant found in many temperate climates throughout the world. it first got the name when settlers in virginia ate it and "went crazy". truth be told, it is a toxic nauseating plant, but you will trip balls if you take it: its just gonna be incredibly intense and often unpleasant.

yo man try this shit out, its loco weed, you're gonna go nuts

by fljflkjsdf November 10, 2007

johnny apple weed

The device that is created when you take an apple, cut a bowl in it, and a hole to pull, and then proceed to smoke marijuana through.

"Hey make a Johnny Apple Weed cause I got some bud!"

by ill spills October 13, 2007

wee-weed

A mildly derisive euphemism related to "pissed off" but with a suggestion of childhood nervous incontenence or bedwetting. Suggests a loss of control from fear or anxiety as much as anger. "Don't get wee-weed up over it" is similar to "don't wet your pants." Origin is the childhood term wee-wee, to urinate.

''There's something about August going into September where everybody in Washington gets all wee-weed up,'' Obama told an audience at the Democratic National Committee headquarters. ''I don't know what it is. But that's what happens.'' -- NY Times, August 21, 2009

by RSD August 21, 2009

wee-weed up

A nonsensical phrase used by a politician that is imploding over the failure of his/her policies. The phrase replaces nonsensical phrases uttered by his/her predecessor that showed his/her ignorance.

At an online forum on healthcare held Thursday at the Democratic National Committee (DNC), Obama drew on his own political experience to predict better fortunes next month.

“There’s something about August going into September where everyone in Washington gets all wee-weed up,” the president said.

by Free Rider Problem August 20, 2009

nigga weed

A more slang version of nigger weed, it describes the poor quality of the marijuana that is being used or inhaled, and can be used as an outburst of anger.

"What the hell this aint weed this is nigga weed!"

Man i wasted money of this nigga weed when i could have gotten real weed.

by Joe Blacks July 3, 2008