rat weasel

Similar to a rat bastard, but with all the sneaky qualities of a weasel.

"Hey man, I heard that Joe screwed you out of some money last week"
"Yeah, that rat weasel got me good"

by boywhocriedgolf January 11, 2016

Ride their wave

Farting immediately after someone else knowingly has so your fart can be also be blamed on them

I hope someone farts soon so I can ride their wave.

by Schmei May 18, 2019

I just Wanna Dance and Wave My Hammer

When there is a lot going on and you just want to dance and have a good time. Hammer is interchangeable for any item that is in your hand when you are ready to dance.

Geoffrey: Oh my god, this meeting is so boring.
Lauren: Are we ever gonna get to the club?
Donovan: I know I just wanna dance and wave my hammer.
Meng: Me too, CFW

by HoldenPhrases June 10, 2011

Wave

A state of tranquility, usually but not necessarily triggered by consumption of marijuana, alcohol and other spirits in moderation. A correct wave should not cause sickness or hangover.

"I can't believe i got fired today. I'm so ready to go home so i can catch dat wave!"

by AL K!NG November 23, 2011

Cunt Weasel

A really annoying cock of a friend that thinks you owe him everything and he owes you nothing: when a female hasn't cleaned her cavern in months to the point that a weasel could find it a warm nook to live in for the winter. hence the name cunt weasel(never heard of the second definition happing but we all know the first one applies)

James STFU, your being a real Cunt Weasel about your smokes.

by The big S October 14, 2005

parade wave

"Elbow, elbow, wrist, wrist, touch your pearls and blow a kiss"

Miss Teen Bumpkin, not quite a natural in the beauty queen pageant, repeated to herself "Elbow, elbow, wrist, wrist, touch your pearls and blow a kiss" to remind herself of the proper parade wave. Her fans on the side of the street wondered what she was saying, as she had not yet mastered being able to speak without moving her lips.

by elliephant22 December 23, 2005

flag waver

1. a very patriotic person

2. a work of fiction with a patriotic overtone

I am not a flag waver, but I think my country has improved in some aspects.

by The Return of Light Joker January 6, 2008