wank bait

Seeing porn or hentai on a facebook which is pandering for likes!

"What's this post? Hentai, that's total wank bait!"

by rusty wank stain February 20, 2015

Swivel Wank

The act of rotating on a swivel chair at high speed while stroking your sexual organs.using a combination of g force and friction to bring about orgasmic spasms in said sexual organs.

'am I right in thinking this is IKEA?'
'You are right to hold such a notion in your tiny mind'
'Then please sir,show me your swivel chairs!'
'Oh,I see,your in to swivel wanking?fair play!'

by Philip wheel June 8, 2015

Steamy Wank

When a bloke flops out his cock during a hot shower and starts fucking his hand till he spills his man seed

Had a wank, special one...a fucking steamy wank

by Ma mums dead July 2, 2015

Wanking for coins

Someone that sells their body to make money. AKA a prostitute. Literally masturbating (wanking) someone for money (coins).

Usually a derogative term for when you feel someone will lose their job.

Jimmy: Hey Chad, did you see Daves face when he got taken into the boss' office?
Chad: I'm sure he'll be wanking for coins shortly

by yamiscott September 13, 2016

Wank Machine

When a girl grabs ur dick and jerks off for u and u cum in her mouth and she throws up her her vagina and u lick it up and u throw up on ur dick and she sucks it up and it keeps going and going till someone dies

Yo dat girl gimmi a wank machine

by LionLit200 December 3, 2016

Tricky Wank

A "Tricky Wank" is when you masturbate to something a bit weird

Guy 1 "I watched some Hentai yesterday"
Guy 2 "That must have been a Tricky Wank"

by Camz1601 March 28, 2016

wank security

When you know your home alone and safe to have a wank

thursdays are the only time a week I get any wank security

by Theblazemaze November 11, 2019