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The act of rotating on a swivel chair at high speed while stroking your sexual organs.using a combination of g force and friction to bring about orgasmic spasms in said sexual organs.
'am I right in thinking this is IKEA?'
'You are right to hold such a notion in your tiny mind'
'Then please sir,show me your swivel chairs!'
'Oh,I see,your in to swivel wanking?fair play!'
by Philip wheel June 06, 2015
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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