waffle goblin

A waffle which you have shoved up your butt, folded up, and paid your friend to eat without him knowing what it actually is.

Man, Brian totally got me to eat a waffle goblin last night. It was nasty!

by Sim dragon December 10, 2019

Country waffle

After having sex with a relative you smell your finger

Damn bubba, me and Jenny just had a country waffle last night

by Phat dino March 6, 2021

Blue Waffle

Something you don’t want to fuck.

I heard Sarah had a blue waffle.

by JesseTzx February 19, 2020

pregnant waffle

someone who gives birth to their pet dog and dad who left you 20 years ago.

"U pregnant waffle!" "my dead dog is a pregnant waffle".

by Yidos June 19, 2019

Medium waffle

A Medium waffle is unknown to those of low IQ . Thou shalt watch Rick and Morty to obtain maximum IQ thus giving the answers to MEDIUM WAFFLE

Waiter: BIG waffle or SMALL waffle?

SAVAGEREALM: i'll take a MEDIUM WAFFLE.
Waiter: woah

by MEDIUMWAFFLE?? April 21, 2018

sticky waffles

the waffle is a vagina and sticky is cum. sticky waffle is a man cumming in a woman's vagina

last night i got mixed up in her sticky waffles

by wyatternst February 15, 2018

Flacid Waffle

When one waffle is softer than the others.

Man, I got a flacid waffle for breakfast.

by veryboredperson May 15, 2022