naked tree

NAKED TREE nay-ked tuh-ree (verb?)

A position ones boyfriend might assume, to hide from a child who might catch them sleeping in their mothers bed.

"Oh crap baby! My kid woke up...quick...naked tree!"

by Todd&Genelle April 23, 2008

Elven Tree Branch

1.) When receiving oral sex (preferably by a midget), the male guides the woman's head in a forward and backwards motion by tightly gripping her ears.

2.) Arrows made by elves used to kill prostitutes.

1.) I heard Legolas treebranched Pippin in the last movie.

2.) Why does my mother have elven tree branches in her heart?

by Elvenelder October 22, 2010

Monkey Tree

Monkey Tree is a 30 year old tree located at a corner of the infamous 2 Winch Street property. Monkey Tree is one of the brother trees, the other being Leaf Tree. Monkey loses his leaves in the winter time, but is stunning year round, though notably smells like diapers in the early spring. Monkey is thought to be the more playful of the two Brothers, while Leaf is more studious and mature. Monkey was named by a young Tanner Mullaly. The charming tree has thrown a few people from his limbs, including his best friend Isabella O'Connell.

"What tree was it?" "Monkey Tree, obviously. The tall one."

by LBzombie November 7, 2011

real tree

A tree that grows outside and not in a pot.

I'm sorry I knocked over your stupid bonsai tree that was in a pot. If it had been a real tree that would not have happened.

by #Brekky January 20, 2018

Family Tree

When you're fucking a mom doggystyle in the ass, pull your dick out, shove it in her daughter's throat, and put it in mom's pussy

I totally family treed that bitch Karen and her whore daughter Stacy

by sextermdictionary March 18, 2021

Plum Tree

a group of people on discord who hate a moderator from genshin impact unofficial - see "zoro"

a bunch of lonely people who bark and thirst over genshin impact characters

gang of friends on discord

"Yoo I just found this sick discord server called the Plum Tree"

by zorosucks91919 April 14, 2022

shat on by a tree

the process of snagging one's beanie hat on the branch of a tree, which then proceeds to yank it off of your head as you walk along.

Chris was walking through the woods with Phil when he heard:
"ahhhhh, shat on by a tree"
he turned around to see Phil retrieving his hat from a branch and smoothing down his crazy hair

by underdowg February 25, 2009