big bang theory

The belief that God banged a woman and 9 months later, our universe was born from the massive vagina. Also a compromise for the battle of Science vs God. In this compromise, no one is wrong.
"I thought God promoted abstinance."
"No man, obviously you haven't heard of the big bang theory."
by inco_nto September 22, 2009
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Critical Race Theory

The concept of placing racism, typically that of white men, at the forefront of the discussion of (usually American) history and law. It labels race as a predominantly social construct and is often used to call people to fight institutionalized racism and privilege.
This theory is often criticized for labelling white people as incorrigible oppressors and bearing a strong resemblance to Marxism.
A: Critical Race Theory says the U.S. government was largely founded on bias towards white straight men.
B: Hey, I'm white and I'm not a racist
A: The fact you felt the need to speak up at all says otherwise
by Ockerjj March 20, 2022
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The Big Bang Theory

A famous, funny TV show starring Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco-Sweeting, and Johnny Galecki about a group of nerds and their antics.

The name describes the show accurately, there are a lot of people having big bangs with each other.
The Big Bang Theory is the best show ever.
by We Are Anonymous November 13, 2014
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"s" and "r" theory

the theory of one person being the bitch of another. such as (in the alphabet) "R" is the bitch of the "S", "R" is "S"'s bitch.
We prove the "S" and "R" theory, you are the "R" I am the "S".
by coco the master July 18, 2008
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Big Bang Theory

The belief that nothing exploded into everything.

By definition it is a religion and most atheists believe in it.
So, therefore, atheists are religious.
by HalcyonMetal December 21, 2010
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White Jean Theory

Supposedly eligible males think that White jeans may help send a message that you're single and ready to mingle.
Dude, go talk to that chic in the white skinny jeans. White Jean Theory, man.
by Nofilterfernanda August 11, 2016
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The black whole theory

When two or more people have a conversation that doesn’t end even though they all have better things to do (sleep, study, etc.) and don’t have the time to converse for that long. The conversation is usually very interesting or complete nonsense but captivating nonetheless.
Hey Mel wake up wake up!!!!
Oh wait it’s true ur extremely tired and won’t wake up because based on the black whole theory u should’ve been sleeping yesterday but nooo, Miss talks too much.
by Haharon March 04, 2022
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