Pulling A Mirage

Pulling a Mirage is lying about attempting suicide after a three day relationship, only for your online friends to find out that you’re mowing the lawn at that very instant from your sister.

We can’t hang out with Michael anymore, he’s toxic because he’s Pulling A Mirage

by pleaseshutupreese June 12, 2020

to pull an autovortex

1. the attempt at replicating others successes to then miserably fail

2. getting help from the top in domain to no results

A: Wow, even with that 1:1 copy of the world champion's routine he couldn't win.
B: He really tried to pull an autovortex didn't he...

by sketchman August 4, 2020

pulling a shaggy

When you get caught doing something wrong and you try to make yourself look innocent.

First coined by Youtuber Philip DeFranco

*Video shows Person 1 robbing a bank*
Person 1: I never stole anything from the bank!!
Person 2: Dude stop pulling a shaggy!

by changyoulater August 9, 2020

Pull a Phillip

A very specific case of texttake, when a dude accidentally sends a gloriously soppy love message to his buddies instead of his beloved beau.
Also a verb: to Phillip
Coined in the mid-2010's in a pub in Dublin.

Phil to his bros while out on the lash: Just sending a quick text to the boss
Bros receive msg to The Bros WhasApp group: Hey babe, I hate not being with you. I JUST FUCKIN HATE IT.
Bros to Phil after snorting beer: HA HA HA HA WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK HA HA HA You just pulled a Phillip!
Phil to self: Fuck my life

Len to self when rat-arsed with his bros and about to sext Claire: don't pull a Phillip... don't pull a Phillip...

by SimoB August 12, 2020

pull a Sark

To repeatedly flake after being asked to hang out

Hey man it’s my birthday next week. It would mean a lot if you can make it.

Sorry man, I’m gonna have to pull a Sark. I have to study for my quiz.

by EscapeTheBubble October 31, 2020

pulling a pepsi

When you royally screw up by trying to advocate something unpopular and at the same time use unpopular objects in your argument. In the end, you just make a fool of yourself and what your trying to advocate.

Pepsi really outdid themselves by pulling a pepsi when they aired an ad about the black-lives matter movement and also included Kendall Jenner. This all ended in a fail, resulting in backlash.

by Sacmunraga April 5, 2017

pulling a chilly

When you fall out of bed naked and everyone in the room sees you.

Dude I was hammered last night and ended up pulling a chilly it was really embarrassing.

by Emars April 6, 2017