Alaskan Flapjack

The act of slapping your penis against your lovers cheek, before shoving it up their nose and ejaculating into their nasal cavity.

"Bro I just got an Alaskan Flapjack by Derek"

by pseupoo July 1, 2025

Alaskan Bud Dragon

When Tony Todd cums in a girls mouth and yells "bud i got aids" and the cum goes back out her nose making her an Alaskan Bud Dragon.

Tony gave her an Alaskan Bud Dragon

by rumblingsky June 16, 2021

Alaskan Lasagna

The act of having diarrhea on your girls pussy while she is on her period then sticking your Shlong in it then peeing in it from the inside

Oh babe im so horny can you give me an Alaskan Lasagna

by Johnny Sins's son November 22, 2021

Alaskan Firedragon

When you forget the lube but you guys do anal anyway and your dick becomes red hot due to the friction.

"I left the lube but we still did anal my dick became an Alaskan Firedragon"

by Alaskan Fucker October 11, 2021

Alaskan Advent Calendar

The act of jizzing in one hole of an advent calendar every day until there are no more left. Then you freeze it overnight and then eat the chocolates. When you have all of chocolates in your mouth, you have oral sex with your bitch and then shoot her with a massive load of cum, and when she is knocked out from the cum, you throwing her out the window onto a freeway.

I gave my bitch and Alaskan Advent Calendar and the funeral is next thursday.

by 6117 March 11, 2025

Alaskan pipeline

The act of freezing your poop and then using it as a butt plug on your partner

It got hot and steamy in the bedroom so we decided to cool it off with an Alaskan pipeline

by Stanky panky January 23, 2019

Alaskan Surprise

When one shits into a condom, freezes it overnight, and shoves it up someone's anus without their permission or knowing about it until after the shit has been charged inside them.

I gave my girlfriend the Alaskan Surprise; I thought it was funny, but she hasn't talked to me in days.

by antijokenonqueere September 4, 2012