The Nub Team is a way to describe every Dota 2 team composition ever. The following is the usual team composition.
Your Team:
You: doing decently good, sorta bad, or absolutely amazing, depending on your skill level.
Spanish person: read below.
The Cocky: varies per team, but usually one per team. has some KDR like "10/2/0" and killsteals from everyone in the game. They blame you/The Support while ignoring The Noob
The Noob: usually has some KDR like "0/13/5" but ends up never being spoken of by The Cocky as bad, likely because of being friend/in cahoots with them.
The Supporter: usually has some KDR like "2/7/31" and gets yelled at alot by The Cocky for having a bad KDR (though The Cocky always ignores assists) but is still there doing most of the work helping the rest of the team win.
Their team:
Spanish Person: TODOS RATAS REPORT (your name here)
The Spammy: This person is the Their team equivilant of The Cocky. They usually choose a very cheap hero like Sniper, Axe, or Phantom Assasin. Nuff said.
The Rat: This person always is being a rat (rat is a term used to refer acting like a rat: carefully nibbling away tiny bits of structures, and running away at the first sign of danger.) who usually plays as Spirit Breaker.
The Stalker: you are unlucky if you find this guy, usually with a KDR like "7/3/5" and always following you whichever lane you go on.
SNIPER: this person only plays as sniper. Watch out, they will always 1 hit kill you. Because they play as sniper.
Your Team:
You: doing decently good, sorta bad, or absolutely amazing, depending on your skill level.
Spanish person: read below.
The Cocky: varies per team, but usually one per team. has some KDR like "10/2/0" and killsteals from everyone in the game. They blame you/The Support while ignoring The Noob
The Noob: usually has some KDR like "0/13/5" but ends up never being spoken of by The Cocky as bad, likely because of being friend/in cahoots with them.
The Supporter: usually has some KDR like "2/7/31" and gets yelled at alot by The Cocky for having a bad KDR (though The Cocky always ignores assists) but is still there doing most of the work helping the rest of the team win.
Their team:
Spanish Person: TODOS RATAS REPORT (your name here)
The Spammy: This person is the Their team equivilant of The Cocky. They usually choose a very cheap hero like Sniper, Axe, or Phantom Assasin. Nuff said.
The Rat: This person always is being a rat (rat is a term used to refer acting like a rat: carefully nibbling away tiny bits of structures, and running away at the first sign of danger.) who usually plays as Spirit Breaker.
The Stalker: you are unlucky if you find this guy, usually with a KDR like "7/3/5" and always following you whichever lane you go on.
SNIPER: this person only plays as sniper. Watch out, they will always 1 hit kill you. Because they play as sniper.
Im really tired of being on The Nub Team. :(
I got put with The Nub Team again.
How do i stop being on The Nub Team?
I got put with The Nub Team again.
How do i stop being on The Nub Team?
by chisseled diving board April 6, 2017
Get the The Nub Teammug. A group of girls that are fun to go out dancing with every week, but aren't slutty enough to be a ho train.
question: What are you doing this weekend?
answer: Meeting up with the dance team in the Meatpacking District.
answer: Meeting up with the dance team in the Meatpacking District.
by Fer Serial January 25, 2008
Get the dance teammug. One who stays true to Edward Cullen. Even after seeing New Moon with Taylor Lautner... yum. Being committed to Edward Cullen.
Girl 1: So Team Edward or Team Jacob?
Girl 2: Edward of course. What about you?
Girl 1: Well I kind of like both...
Girl 2 : Your not a true Edward fan.
Girl 2: Edward of course. What about you?
Girl 1: Well I kind of like both...
Girl 2 : Your not a true Edward fan.
by TheRealTeamEdward January 5, 2010
Get the Team Edwardmug. by Jan Lebesque May 4, 2006
Get the on the other teammug. A Team Player is an individual who is not selfish when it comes to achieving a team goal, such as banging the cute girl at the wedding. He will also "take one for the team." E.g. banging the hot chick's friend who is a grenade just so his teammate closes. A Team Player partakes in traditional events such as eating crabcakes and baba-ganoush. He is also a master of the motorboat and a magician when is come to the fake chow . They also love and live by the movie Wedding Crashers.
Hey man i need you to be a Team Player and take my date's cockblocking grenade off my hands.
Bro way not to be a Team Player and take the chubby one for the night, we all could of gotten laid.
DUDE! way to be a Team Player and come through with these sluts
Bro way not to be a Team Player and take the chubby one for the night, we all could of gotten laid.
DUDE! way to be a Team Player and come through with these sluts
by Roger Ganoush March 18, 2011
Get the Team Playermug. a term used in lakeland, fl usa that refers to a group of people being up for days or weeks at a time from using meth
by mills5150 May 30, 2013
Get the team no sleepmug. A group of asshole smegheads that nobody likes. Any group of jerkoffs, dickwads, jocks, or morons. A bunch of useless wankers that hang out together. Also, any sports team that has the record for consecutive losses.
"Hey look, here comes the smegma team down the hall". "The smegma team lost another game yesterday". "It's the smegma team and their captain Johnny Dickwad".
by Kirrock63 June 27, 2009
Get the smegma teammug.