twitter

the largest containment board, followed by reddit and the now dead tumblr
basically just a huge insane asylum for people with no life

guy 1: I hate twitter
guy 2: me too
guy 3: wsp top g players how are you????
guy 1 and 2: shut the fuck up twitter twat

by unfunny man August 24, 2022

Twitter

The only place on the internet that will make you say:

"Wow, perhaps killing Hitler was a mistake".

Ffs Twitter, just shut the fuck up.

by BasedErenYeager March 15, 2021

Twitter

Don't go there

"My friend opened a Twitter account yesterday, he's such an idiot."

by Sattrix77 April 14, 2022

twitter bunker

Aka the Oval Office. Where POTUS hangs out sending crazed tweets while in a sleep-deprived stupor and smearing Cheeto dust and Big Mac grease on his IPhone

"whoa! Did you see Trump just fired Giuliani and Melania filed for divorce!?"
"No.... Where did you hear that?"

"direct from the Twitter bunker!"

by DoktorDokter November 11, 2020

Twitter

Everyone writing vaguely interesting things that hold no meaning other than to distract and make you chuckle a bit as you relate to the empty punchline

Twitter is a mind trap that uses an algorithm to show you what the data profile made to fit your interests based off your internet activity

by A dank A$$ meme May 27, 2018

twitter

you lose brain cells naturally but when you use twitter for more than 2 hours a day then you know you lose brain cells way quicker. its a giant website full of really dumb people and celebrities being able to somehow make comments on things that somehow get to everywhere, I don't even use twitter and I know the last thing elon musk tweeted.
on twitter everyone is offended by something and wants you to be understanding but at some point people put trigger warnings for CAPS or kitchen appliances or god knows

gimmick accounts are great tho

autistic friend 1: "I just made a tweet about how we are going to burger king"

me: "you use twitter?, that makes a lot of sense"

by cosmicretard August 9, 2021

Twitter

A social media platform full of people who support terrorists and constantly change the definitions created by psychologists. Also, everyone there, for one reason or the other, believes that being trans is a mental disorder.

I went on Twitter and someone was supporting Palestinian terrorists raping people again.

by Byyiiissshhe November 14, 2023