mascara on shirt

When your soft cock partner has to soothe his bit on the side after their very disappointing love making

She was so mascara on shirt, furious because he failed to satisfy her

by Learntosatisfyarealwoman March 13, 2018

my shirt hurt

When your shirt gets stuck on your Clavicle

My shirt hurt!!!

by Latemyvaehss July 16, 2018

Shirt Bruiser

Slang for a horny homosexual male - especially one who doesn't wait until the shirt is off before getting down to business.

Kim: "That guy looks cute - I think I'll ask him out for coffee."
Jessica: "You're wasting your time if you want THAT kind of action. He's a shirt bruiser."

by Cool4Katz June 4, 2024

Shirt

A piece of clothing used so you can strip it off

The shirt had a picture of a unicorn an was soon taken off.

by NightGamer;) October 26, 2020

shirt-pantsing

Doesn’t even need a definition tbh its common knowledge what this means 🤷 ♂️

Hey Connor! Are you shirt-pantsing?

Hells Yeah I am!

by idkbijmunmk June 22, 2022

Shirt

Idk why the faq anyone would look this up but ok here u go
A piece of clothing in which you put over your nonexistent abs and one type of shirt could go all the way over your chicken arms or one type could cover only half, or less.
In conclusion, a shirt is something guys don't like to wear

Danny: mom where's my shirttt?!
Daniel: in the closet dumbas-
Danny: ok imma put it over my big abs! And my big arms!!
Daniel: what abs?-

by MiLk bOi 🥛 May 8, 2021

gray shirt of lust

A particularly attractive shirt worn by Sherlock Holmes in the British tv show "Sherlock." It's similar to the purple shirt of sex, but you know, gray.

Sherlock is looking nice this episode in the gray shirt of lust.

by Alice-day June 8, 2016