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dutch opening

When in the Dutch oven, someone lifts up the blanket to let some fresh air in. Often followed by another round of suffocating, rancid farts.
I thought the Dutch oven incident was over but it turned out it was just a Dutch opening
by Dellamia September 6, 2017
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open expression

when someone explicitly expresses their desire for sexual relations.
Linda: “I don’t know what else I can do! I’ve already used open expression and he STILL can’t take the hint!”
by purplepandas October 14, 2017
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open barrel

"Is that a closed barrel ?. No its an open barrel."
by Yarbaconmuffin October 23, 2017
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open internet

The internet version of open book. Usually used when referring to a teacher letting you use your laptop and the internet during a test.
My art history teacher let us have an open internet test for our midterm! It was awesome!
by pxs1919 October 24, 2017
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Open the ketchup

Getting ready, warming up, getting the blood (ketchup) flowing.
"Time to open the ketchup!
by Federally April 16, 2017
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French Opening

Noun:
The butthole.

Verb:
The opening of the anus.

Synonyms:
Corn Chute, Turd Tunnel, Crap Cannon, Shit Shooter, Balloon Knot, Monkey Button, Portal to Paradise, Stink star, Hershey Highway, Shit Pit, Brown Eye, Chocolate Starfish, Rusty Bullet Hole, Rusty Sheriffs Badge.
Shaun: I was in the French Opening yesterday for my first time!
Kurt: Oh, I love tennis!
Shaun: No, I mean my boyfriends French Opening.
by Christiangirlss June 3, 2017
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