Mud rub

The act of shitting on your sex partner and rubbing it all over them, and then licking it all off.

I gave Kate a Mud rub last night.

by Joeytheguy May 23, 2014

Mud Goblin

Derogatory term used to offend a person of dark skin

Shut up you mud goblin
Look over there, a mud goblin!

by brentwood school boi September 17, 2019

Mud on the bag

When you are fucking someones butthole and shit spews out onto your nutsack.

I was with this girl last night, and she totally got mud on the bag.

by Extendedmeme May 2, 2019

mud monster

when you have so much fun you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit.

I used to cover myself in mud and pretend I was the mud monster until I realized the mud wasn't mud.

by your brothers sister September 17, 2021

Mud Lite

Diarrhea that isn't exactly muddy, but getting there.

Dude I dropped some Mud Lite earlier but I ran out of toilet paper, so I wiped my ass with your diploma.

by Schmoooie February 3, 2008

Mud monster

When you’re having so much fun u don’t even notice you’re covered in shit.

I was being such a mud monster that I had no idea I was covered in my families shit!

by Fckerrghtnthpssy September 17, 2021

mr. mud

When someone is new or doesn't compare to someone else. Or not as qualified

Chris :I'm excited to go to work at the garden Centre

Romeo colon : you're gonna be a mr. Mud coming in

by toym89 September 18, 2016