Daved

The action of falling asleep while either streaming or being on a live call.

how wasted was I last night? I was streaming then all of a sudden I Daved out and woke up three hours later

by Paimon August 18, 2023

a Dave story

a really bizarre anecdote that someone pulls out of their ass, or maybe it's real.

Oh what an X-files story. It sounds like a Dave story.

by Mecachis June 2, 2018

Dirty Dave

When you shit on a chest in a sexual or pleasing matter.

Harry dirty daved Rebecca and she came 69 times out on f the immense pleasure

by BagShitter September 20, 2021

pink dave

Pink dave derives from a fit lad in kent near london who rode in motorcross and used to race in pink.

Pink dave is going across the finish line

by @__.eye__candy.__ on instagram March 30, 2017

Lisa&Dave

Cutiest couple alive

Lisa&Dave are Married!

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. October 23, 2020

Dave

Dave
/dāv/
noun | verb | exclamation

An experienced mechanic and all-around legend. Known for being helpful, hardworking, and having the best intentions — but somehow, through no logical sequence of events, will always be involved when something goes inexplicably sideways.

The human embodiment of mechanical chaos theory. If a tool is going to vanish, a truck’s wiring loom is going to spontaneously combust, or a PTO cable ends up in a tree — Dave was probably nearby. No one knows how. Not even Dave.

Used as a curse or cry of disbelief, especially when something has gone so irreversibly pear-shaped that only yelling “DAVVVVVEEEEEEE” at full volume can express the full emotional weight.

Examples:
“Why is the hoist stuck halfway and playing the radio backwards?”
“Mate… Dave was on it.”

Toolbox just fell through the floor again — DAVVVVVEEEEEEE!!!

by RiffRaff22 August 4, 2025

Dave Diot

Ass Hole, Jack ass, a general person you hate, May harass you for no reason

Your such a Dave Diot!

by TheMan696969863 September 8, 2010