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Deuce

when the fist is clenched and ready to smack the crap outta someone/thing it is referred to as a "Deuce"
You say that one more time and im gonna have to give you the deuce
I got a couple of deuces with your name on 'em
by Steve the Joker November 12, 2003
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deuce

A tall guy. A very loud annoying child. He has no friends and is gay. He hasn't came out yet. He is nice if he gets his way. Besides that he's an ass.
by Glorious solitary lad April 16, 2022
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lava deuce

combination of a night of eating spicy food and excessive drinking leading to explosive shits that may or may not land on your significant other
"Im going to lava deuce on you tonight!"
by consuelatyrena May 23, 2016
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Deuce in the Caboose

To defecate in one's drawers. Typically used to affectionately refer to a toddler pooping in their diapers. Adults see the droopy diaper from behind the toddler, or the caboose / rear-end.

Refer to related phrases: drop a deuce, deuce
Ohhhh, how cute! Your toddler is waddling away from the table...wait a minute! There appears to be a 'deuce in the caboose' of theirs!
by HeavyD in CH April 21, 2011
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Deuce Fairy

A small, winged creature that flys around at night shitting in the mouths of humans. Most commonly after long nights of drinking and smoking.
Ah, fuck! The deuce fairy visited last night.
by Ash666666 June 26, 2018
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dollar deuce

When you get into the cash cab and the lights come on and you shit yourself
Todd told Mike that he was picked up by the game show “cash cab” and when the the lights came on he couldn’t help but let out a dollar deuce.
by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017
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Rub-A-Deuce

When a male defecate on his own hand and proceeds to use that hand to aggressively pleasure himself through masterbation.
Nick proceeded to Rub-A-Deuce after a long night of gaming with his buddies.
by DirtyDickNBalls May 22, 2016
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