The online chat equivalent of windmilling. When the protagonist indiscriminantly 'steams in' to one or more users of an online discussion forum.
E-Windmilling example from an internet discussion forum:
If you are the acid-faced, bespectacled, arrogant, humourless, stick-up-yer-arse git who hissed across the pub to instruct me to quit enjoying banter with the other teams in the pub quiz, please be informed that at the next quiz I have every intention of sitting right next to you and shouting out all the wrong answers right in your miserable, po-faced, evidently-works-in-finance ear.
Sir: If you don't like banter, don't go down the pub.
Looking forward to whupping your arse (in the quiz, of course. I don't do fisticuffs, even if that is what you were angling for last night. Sorry to deny you the satisfaction of neanderthal pleasures) next Sunday, once again.
If you are the acid-faced, bespectacled, arrogant, humourless, stick-up-yer-arse git who hissed across the pub to instruct me to quit enjoying banter with the other teams in the pub quiz, please be informed that at the next quiz I have every intention of sitting right next to you and shouting out all the wrong answers right in your miserable, po-faced, evidently-works-in-finance ear.
Sir: If you don't like banter, don't go down the pub.
Looking forward to whupping your arse (in the quiz, of course. I don't do fisticuffs, even if that is what you were angling for last night. Sorry to deny you the satisfaction of neanderthal pleasures) next Sunday, once again.
by Pub quiz March 30, 2009
One who acts very tough, mean, bitchy, bossy or condescending over text, email and/or social media. Then turns out to be very cordial in a face to face meeting or confrontation.
He was so rude to me over text and then when i saw him in person, it was as if nothing rude was ever said....He must have had e-muscles.
by ponzi_joe May 15, 2013
A person who passes on details of an online purchase opportunity to a friend or friends. Typically as a result of browsing on eBay. Communications about e-pushes signed off with "ePx"
My friend Anna is a compulsive e-pusher to the extent that she browses eBay for things she thinks I might want rather than for herself.
by Louise Vanags & Anna Haywood June 08, 2006
a person who cannot live without and cannot stop playing with their electronic device (i.e. blackberry, iPhone, iPod, etc.) for more than 30 seconds for fear of missing something.
Jim: "Check out Josh. He hasn't put his iPhone down for hours! Shouldn't he be playing baseball or something?"
Bill: "Yeah, but he can't help it, he's an e-douche."
Bill: "Yeah, but he can't help it, he's an e-douche."
by Pflugster October 22, 2009
"We want Eazy E!"
by black ass sharkeisha December 09, 2015
Hot chick who posts tons of pictures of herself all over the internet; Facebook, Flicker, One Model Place. E-Babe is also term the lads Magazine Egorazzi describes their Hottie of the Month.
Oh, that Tina is such an e-babe, did you see the pictures she has posted on her FB account! I'd totally do her!
by Tozimies January 10, 2010
by TampaBayBadBoy December 27, 2006