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Jake Moment

What occurs when someone is telling an anecdote and you expect the outcome to be the complete opposite of what it actually is. Named after a date set-up gone bad.
(On the phone)

A: I hear you and Jake hit it off! He's standing right here...I just invited him to go dancing with us tonight.

B: I never want to see him again.

A: Well this is awkward.

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C: So I told my boss to f-off before going streaking through the office.

D: So you're fired?

C: No. She gave me extra vacation time to deal with the stress.

D: Wow, Jake moment...
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Jake Paul

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Jake Paul

It is a slang word for the word "Cancer"

I Want to repost
Woah, I have Jake Paul.
by Caesar Zeppeli October 8, 2020
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Jake Paul

a cunt ass bitch that makes clickbait for his 9 year old viewers.
me: bro how did you get cancer?
friend: i watched jake paul
by screwjakepaulers September 1, 2018
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Jake Paul

This is the ultimate insult for a scum bag , anyone who acts scummy can be addressed by this to make them regret their behaviour and the words they use
Person 1: I can beat anyone , be it Connor Mcgregor or anybody.

Person 2: shut up JAKE PAUL

Person 1: *regrets and sheds tears*
by Oxford Dictionary Pass Out December 5, 2020
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Half-jaked

Partially drunk, the stage between tipsy and sozzled. Still able to function but may not make wise decisions.
A: Did you give that munter your number last night?

B: Aye man, a wiz half-jaked.
by Alibali September 4, 2013
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Jake Paul

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