Sparkling Water

Describes a person who looks confident and knowledgable about something but he/she is not actually that great. So we say they are sparkling, but they are weak as liquid (water).

Isaac: OMG, Kimmy looks like he is so good at data science.

Bob: He is sparkling water.

by Jacktor April 20, 2019

Ashley water

alcohol in a water bottle, preferably vodka

"Do you want some of the ashley water?"

by winnie/ H.P. April 2, 2007

Water Apartment

Term for the grand space of a handicap stall in a bathroom. Spun off the old term of water closet which was, for all purposes, just a toilet in a space the size of a phone booth. Usually contain a jump seat for a child or little friend, bars you can rest your head on for a quick nap, and a coat hook on the door. In most cases also contains a working door latch, something that is missing in the toilet booths.

Similar to the Taj Mahstall but with fewer amenities.

See also Taj Mahstall, Water Apartment and Toilet Booth.

by Sci-Fi Wasabi May 12, 2010

Water broke

When nasty stuff comes out of the cootchie. A precursor to the birth of an 18 year burden.

I was working when my water broke, all this nasty, slimy stuff came out of my cootchie.

by dahbe July 13, 2009

Tap water

When someone or something is lame as hell

For example:

yo that party was so tap water.

Dude connor is super tap water.

by Kozic May 11, 2016

Poo water

Recycled water, i.e. water from the toilet that is treated to be fit for human consumption.

I don't like to drink poo water.

by Ahluul September 5, 2006

Junk water

The product of the penis as a result of a man excessively masturbating to the point where semen is no longer ejaculated, but rather replaced by a thinner fluid without sexual reproduction elements.

Dude, last night I was watching this porno and I couldn't stop masturbating until the point I was shooting junk water. Damn, my dick is sore today!

by JunkWaterCaptain November 9, 2007