Taint Grease

It refers to a nasty and oily substance forms in a crease of one's taint region when an individual gets extremely unhygienic and don't take a shower for a very long time.

Fuck Hugh! Your damn taint grease stained this poor chair!!

by JCA11 May 29, 2018

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Holi-Taint

Holitaint

The "limbo" between Christmas and New Year's Day. Taint Christmas...Taint New Year's Day
I'm so confused. What to celebrate during Holi-Taint?

by Holi-Taint Founder December 28, 2018

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tainted tato

When a nether region smells of musky taint water, smegma, and crusty day old poop, aka willnots, rehydrated with the droplets of a large piss.

Man, I felt so bad for her. I took a piss then she pulled down my pants and I had such a tainted tato.

by Scallyway888 April 12, 2024

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Tainted Mushroom

The act of jerking off with your hand and dick inside her pussy at the same time

I tried banging a hooker last night but had to pull a Tainted Mushroom because she was so whalered out

by Beav Handler June 10, 2018

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A term used when you get inconvenienced by escalating bullshit, and just saying “taint” isn’t enough.

This requires you to use the word “taint” as the initial response to the bullshit that usually would be reserved with a swear, or whatever you say when something is not ideal/expected. Such as saying “fuck/fiddlesticks” in response to if an item was sold out online and your old, slow, and forgetful dumbass missed out on it.

Often coming after a sigh/swear, or both.

Sharon: “Wake up babe you’re late for work!”
Nick: *sighs* “Taint”
Sharon: “Also I forgot to fill the car up… and I fucked your brother.”
Nick: *sighs* “Fucking taint palooza Sharon! You god damn whore!”

by MrBadgerBear January 23, 2025

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