Smitty Fingers

Sweaty, dirty fingers, inferring that the persons hands are unclean and sticky.

Example 1:
Bella: Get you're smitty fingers off me!
George: :(

Example 2:
Gary: Nom CHOCOLATE!
Bill: *slaps hand away* keep you're smitty fingers away from my easter egg!

by NomNomPotashMcBobbinson June 7, 2011

Switting

The act of Swaping Spit AKA kissing

"I saw them switting in the mall last week."

by GunnysGirl August 19, 2012

shitty pancakes

When your partner shits the bed and your tossing and turning rolls it flat like a pancake when you find it in the morning.

"Yo dude my girl left me some shitty pancakes for in the morning! She shit the bed last night and my tossing and turning made it flat as a pancake!

by Nevec February 6, 2014

Switter

Not sweet but not bitter, it is a truly unique presence on the pallet that endures and perseveres until it becomes nauseous.

That French cheese was very switter, much like that load your mom took last night in her mouth.

by Ol_longdong August 18, 2017

Shitty mark

Usually a dirt bag , never shower , eats all your food , give him an inch he takes a mile ,typically doesn’t like to pay rent , has no drive , but is really skilled at getting jobs without resumes because shitty marks are generally normal , healthy looking people who employers will hire on the spot !

Where are my avocados ?!

Shitty Mark ate them ! Missing toilet paper ? He probably ate that too !

by Shitty mark March 27, 2020

Moneychester Shitty

A shit team that’s only good because they have heaps of money and they have fake ass plastic fans and they spend most of there time thinking about Liverpool and calling them shit instead of focusing on their own teams failings

“Did you watch Moneychester shitty play this morning”

by A person with a brain123456789 January 6, 2020

Shitty Arse

Used to describe everything in the world

that girl looks shitty arse

by Abyss` June 13, 2005