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Strawberry Surprise

The act of secretly filling your anus with chocolate syrup and plugging your butt with a strawberry. When this is done, the surpriser tells their partner that they have a surprise for them. The surpriser then proceeds to excrete the chocolate and strawberry into their lovers mouth.
"I gave my girl a strawberry surprise last night. Bitch loved it."
by scallahax February 4, 2010
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Hot Fudge Surprise

After doing a girl doggy style, shit in your hand and in one quick motion SLAM IT DOWN HER F***ING THROAT SCREAMING "HOT FUDGE SURPRISE" AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS
Hey man, last night i gave my girl a hot fudge surprise
"Whats that?"
ITS WHEN I SHIT IN MY HAND AND RAM IT DOWN HER THROAT GOD DAMMIT
"Niccccce"
by Jonny Rocketfingers February 25, 2008
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'Surples

'Surples, Bob, what's the dilly-o?
by BuGeru Miyamoto May 23, 2003
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surprised on sunday

When you get drunk on saturday night and go home with a dog-ugly person and wake up next to them on sunday. you take a shit on their pillow and run for the door. Theiy're surprised on sunday!
Jodie was surprised on sunday when the smell of shit woke her up.
by jsmithua September 7, 2006
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German Surprise

n. When a person is recieving head and is about to cum, he does not warn the participant, but rather lets it all out in her throat. She then chokes because of the surprising nature of the matter and then continues to lap it up and finish the job.
"Dude, I totally gave that bitch the german surprise!"

"If you don't shut up, I'm going to give you the german surprise."
by buckeyefever09 April 15, 2008
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wet hand surprise

when fingering a girl, becoming irritated, annoyed, or bored so much as to smack her face with a hand full of juices that she squirted into one's cupped hands.
I was sick of the nasty faces my girl was making, so I gave her the wet hand surprise!
by the big purple hippo July 19, 2009
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Utter Surprise

When you are titty fucking a chick, and you blow a load in her face.
I was fucking this bitch last night and sealed it off with an utter surprise.
by Alex Kiss October 8, 2009
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