Richard Sleeve

An eloquent term for condom, combining the long version of Dick and a function of the device, often used in public situations where an individual is not quite comfortable saying condom in such a setting, while still getting the point across

John: Babe, we can't do anything tonight until I get a Richard Sleeve

by thatonedudeintheback April 18, 2021

Richard Macy

A space cowboy, thinks he has an enormous cock, but in reality has a 2” punisher. A male prostitute that doesn’t charge anything but pussy. If you know a richard Macy than you better stay away from him unless you want to sleep with him. 100% of times he is bisexual. Do not make eye contact with him unless you want to have a 30 second sexual encounter.

Don’t be a richard Macy, he’s a man

by Tsccowboy2020 June 30, 2020

Thomas, Richard, and Harold

Tom, Dick and Harry

Thomas, Richard, and Harold

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover December 4, 2023

Richard

Has a large but deformed cock which he touches often when looking at Land Rover photographs

Oh there goes Richard again looking at land rovers and stroking off!

by Clever Si November 24, 2021

Richard

Run as soon as they say their name is Richard. His perfect eyes and perfect dick will knock you down over and thru the woods to grandmother's house. He has no remorse unless of course, remorse will get you to forget. He lives in his world and it's as if Richard was actually the word narcissist, only the first dictionary publishers name was Richard so he did the ole switcheroo. Nine times out of ten their mothers quit talking to them by the time they are 35. Ten times out of ten they will cheat on you. If you meet a Richard and don't turn and walk away, you are stupid.

If how to deal with a narcissist is in your suggested videos on You tube, your boyfriend's name is probably Richard.

by Ms. Baker May 15, 2021

Richard

What I named my 6473792nd biological cell. I love you, Richard!!!

Bob (cell 536829th): Whoa look at Richard hes so swag and cool!!!
Ferguson (cell 75774473rd): ikr!!! This bozo must be so lucky to have Richard as one of his cells

by ScarfedGoner November 20, 2022

Daniel Richards

I love this man. He's got them sweet cheeks you know. Makes some extreme bank and spends it all on me. He is excessively famous though constantly denies it. One of the nicest people you will ever know.

"He's a proper daniel richards"
"I'd have some of that Richards"

by LargepogGee January 27, 2022