Junk Stick

The shaft of the penis or junk. Most commonly referring to the shaft of an erect penis.

I'll be ready when I'm fucking ready! Damn woman, get off my junk stick!

by Mad Dog 2020 November 27, 2010

Pogo Sticking

For exercise, attempting to perform push-ups while sporting an unintentional (or intentional) erection, often while wearing loose gym shorts.

My PT test was yesterday, and I lost 10 points on push-ups because I was pogo sticking.

by joedink January 21, 2014

Sweat Stick

A term used to desrcibe a towel that is attached to the end a long extendable stick. Commonly used to wipe sweat off hard-to-reach places around the body, particularly underneath folds of skin/fat.

(read in a female hill-billy accent)

"Hey Cleatis! C'mon over err and fetch your momma's sweat stick....."

(Cleatis walks over with the sweat stick and proceeds to wipe reluctantly)

"Oh yerrr, that's it, you wipe your momma's back."

by theKrisEffect December 12, 2009

stick rabbit

The male equivalent of a puck bunny or any male who watches hockey just to look at the players or cheerleaders. He couldn't care less about the score, he's just there for some eye candy.

Man, Harry is such a stick rabbit. All he does is look at Cam Ward because he thinks he's hot.

by iepicusername June 21, 2012

Mozzarella Stick

Typically, a male has a penis, and some of these males have foreskin. If foreskin is left unwashed for long periods of time after frequent masturbation, “dick cheese” is formed.

On the other hand, 75% of women develop a yeast infection at least once throughout their lifetime. This fungal infection is usually caused by certain antibiotics, or diabetes.

Therefore, the term “Mozzarella Stick” comes into play when these two reproductive organs come in contact. When the dick cheese enters a yeast infected vagina, the term would be considered the Mozzarella Stick.

This situation would be more accurate with a white man and a black woman.

“Hey babe, my results came in from my gynecologist! Looks like we can make some Mozzarella Sticks tonight!”

“I haven’t washed my foreskin in months just to be able to have some Mozzarella Sticks with my step-sister!”

by Marko H. July 16, 2019

chill stick

another name for blunt.

guy1. yo, u wanna go back to the crib and light this chill stick?
guy2. yeah man, burn till we croak.

by joedogs February 8, 2007

french sticks

When whiping your ass with toilet paper, it's the bits of toilet paper which get rolled up like a rolling pin and fall onto the floor.

Like a french bread stick..

Jason to housemate: "Mate, you left french sticks all over the toilet floor again, you fuck"

by teh_internet June 21, 2012