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Big Spring

The crappiest little town in west texas. Perfect if you're a meth head (of both the employed and non employed variety) or a coke dealer. The town is roughly 80% "bad neighborhood" territory and the houses show it. Your house and/or car is subject to get broken into at any given time. You also run a high risk of getting shot, raped, or killed in a car accident. Rent is insanely high for POS rat shack apartments. The general quality of life and amenities are beyond subpar. Basically this town is best avoided, along with nearby midland and odessa.
Person A - Bill moved to Big Spring!
Person B - Oh god, I guess it was nice knowing him.
by magical_nautilus May 8, 2015
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Springroll

When having sexual relations with a 'plump' lady - you essentially get your rocks off by fucking her in between her fat 'rolls'. Quite a pleasant sensation.
"Dude - I can't believe you took that behemoth home last night! Gross!"

"Na bru, It was cool, I springrolled her - was a dream!"
by Twallas McGee November 6, 2009
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Irish Spring

Getting a golden shower from someone who has consumed too much green beer on St Patrick's Day and has green piss.
by Mac Daddy123 January 14, 2010
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Palm Springs

A town located about 100 miles east of Los Angeles, in the desert. It's located in the coachella valley with beautiful Mt. San Jacinto as it's back drop. It's a play ground for the rich and famous, a green luxurious oasis in the desert. With numerous golf courses, pools, palm trees, great shopping, a beautiful downtown area with a star walk with quaint shops and fine dining.
by CaliAmes July 2, 2005
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springle

a useless sentence or directive usually given by someone in middle management who is completely incompetent and underqualified.
springles are best demonstrated by rampant arse covering and outright lies about project status and deadline capabalities.
can also be characterised by blatant racial discrimation i.e 'they're Indian, it's a cultural thing'.
by pam beasley January 13, 2008
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Harbor Springs

Best place ever! People might say that its full of rich snobbs but your just upset you not one of us. Yes we wake up at 12:00 P.M. to go our 12:15 tennis lessons. That our dad pays for and we wear out whitest outfits we can find. After our nice private tennis lesson we go to the harbor club and eat out icecream and fries then meet our moms to pick us up for tubing in our $100,000 boat. Then we bike back to our houses that out about one minute away from the club then we get ready for our dinner with our huge family at the harbor club. Then we watch the sunset on tyhe tampoline in the back yard then we stay up late with our friends then go on a bike ride at 12:00 A.M. That is living the dream!
P1-I can not wait to go to Harbor Springs over the summer!
P2- yea I know dude it will be so so fun!
by Ritch_B@tch February 16, 2019
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Springtown

Springtown texas, a small town but yet elligable to read on a map. Springtown has not much features but is a great place for a small home if your looking for one. They may seem like hillbillies but there just like you, doing anything possible to get the job done. The ladies here are either well conservitive and well manored or very openly rude and disrespectful or lost.The gentlemen are worse they have little to no respect for themselves nor the woman. There is a strong fuse of marijuana here but the people who are using it are just trying to get away. There is nothing wrong with that. They are not harvard or Princeton but they do the most. However there is students there willing to work and train hard enough just to leave the enclosed town.
I appreciate what springtown high school has to offer.
by Eatshit25 May 14, 2018
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