Skill Spit

This can be done while taking a very massive shit and having a excess amount of mucus in your mouth.
1. look down
2. aim between the tip of your shaft and the front part of the toilet seat, no homo.
3. let that baby fall.

If successful you are a skill spitter, if not, your just gay.

oh man that huge shit was so good i just had to test my spit skills, and attempt the Skill Spit.

by henriko November 11, 2008

Spit the git

The stalker of the elderly kind. An old pervert.

That old guy that follows the boys round is a Spit the Git

by mystic*** June 6, 2010

Pee Pee Spit

A Pee Pee spitting (cum)

I pulled out, just in time to shoot my pee pee spit all over her belly.

by Phatgrower January 5, 2022

Jizz Spit

When a person performs oral sex and then hooks up with another person

Brandon:"Hey man, I just hooked up with Racheal "

Kyle:"Oh no, she blew Justin before that, she gave you jizz spit"

by Decepticrust January 1, 2016

spitting goat

When a guy bends over to do a barking bulldog but sharts instead.

OMG last night he tried to get me with a barking bulldog but did a full blown spitting goat instead! There was shit all over the floor!

by ___lybee July 21, 2019

spitting bloody Chicklets

Chicklets is a brand of chewing gum that’s popular in many neighborhoods. When you’re at the top of the food chain in the old town and a known tough guy you could often put a would be challenger on notice by telling them this. If you don’t watch out you’ll be “spitting bloody Chicklets”. This can be both a warning and an actual threat.

Man Ronnie was running his mouth at Big D and Ronnie ended up spitting bloody Chicklets.

by King Yamayama December 11, 2024

Spit Nugget

A last result insult to call someone in an argument

'You are a fucking Spit Nugget, Levi'

by Thy King September 2, 2014