i show speed

Bounce that ass
Bounce that ass
Bounce that ass

Guy 1: have you watched I show speed?

Guy: 2 shake that ass

by 👀ඞ January 26, 2022

Speed

AL

"I'm so speedy. I'm the definition of speed." - AL

by mhandlebar September 2, 2022

Speed Racer Yard Sale

When your wife is shitfaced and you want some trim, so as soon as you get in the house you race upstairs in order to get some before she passes out. With boots, jeans and undies flying all over you lay into it before she goes catatonic.

Trudie and I were out drinking last night and she got so shitfaced I had to pull the Speed Racer Yard Sale before she passed out. She didn't remember it the next morning and wondered why our room looked like a skiing accident.

by Scotty Nice December 11, 2019

Speed

Alison on skates

Woah ALISON IS SPEED

by Brehd June 22, 2020

speed skating

A very intense sport envolves skating so fast that you feel like you going faster that the speed of sound even though your grandmother can run faster than you skate. Unless you an Olympian

Guy1 “I’m going so fast right now. I must be going faster than Usain Bolt! I’m the best at speed skating”
Guy2 “no you’re not. That 4 year old is going faster than you”
Guy1 “oh. Sh*t”

by Oldbehide November 8, 2018

g-speed graduate

when you graduate college in two years like Jeb Bush

The g-speed graduate was bound to do good for his country until the end of time.

by Coop Dupe November 24, 2019

Speed

Tyreek Hill

Did you see Tyreek Hill last night?

Yeah that man is the dictionary definition of speed.

by Your pseudonym November 6, 2021