Softy Virgin

an inexperienced person who is not willing to try it

Yo Bob, how come you never want to drink; your such a softy virgin.

by SEXY ______ December 31, 2006

salty spitoon

When you ejaculate into a girls belly button

Bitch, turn over so I can give you a salty spitoon.

by Broseidon_7 February 25, 2015

salty

sexually appealing; arousing sexual interest or desire

Mmm, Evan Rachel Wood is looking pretty damn salty in the new season of True Blood.

by natalie "little boots" portman June 30, 2011

Salty Sailor

A gay sex term for when a bottom shits/sharts cum all over another person's face.

"Last night Ryan gave Trevor the ol' Salty Sailor in the living room and needed to wash up immediately afterward."

by Sammy Vulva January 3, 2015

Salty

To be upset, angry, or sassy towards oneself or someone else

"Wow Michael is being really salty today just because he lost in a game of osu."
"I know he should really bring his salinity level down"

by kirbster28 September 28, 2014

Salty Jones

Having a White male masterbate himself to orgasm on your penis, then you sprinkle your semen covered penis with sand. Proceed to have anal intercourse with the first male. See also Pepper Johnson.

Matt Drodz was estatic to recieve the Salty Jones from Thibido after a long day at the fudge packing facility.

by Mike November 27, 2003

salty

Being very sailor/pirate like.

Comes from the ocean being salt water, and that sailors are often literally very salty, especially if they are on a small boat in rough weather.

A tabernacle is a very salty part of a boat, as are most wooden sail boats.

If you dress and speak like a pirate, you are very salty.

by Salty Sailor October 3, 2007