Mud-slide sandwich

when a person has diarrhea and doesn't wipe. They then proceed to have unprotected anal sex, once the guy pulls out the person then proceeds to eat the diarrhea off there cock.

I took a massive shit and decided to do a Mud-slide sandwich with my husband instead of wiping

Mud-slide sandwich by reeeeenknk'a January 16, 2020

TP Slide 

When you slip the giant roll of toilet paper down your pants from Home Depot bathroom. Cuz there is no toilet paper at home

Man nobody has toilet paper, I did the TP Slidedown cuz I'm using socks at home..
Y'all think we can trade this for weed?

TP Slide by WarChild April 4, 2020

Sizzly Slide

When one partner during sex has flaming diarrhea and shits on the other partner from head to toe and slides down the partner the same way that the person shat. It’s also a Pokémon Move.

A: I didn’t feel too good last afternoon.
B: So what did you do?
A: Well, I didn’t want to stop, but my ass was gonna burst, so I did a Sizzly Slide, and felt better.

Sizzly Slide by Bidchomp April 26, 2020

Jeffrey Slide 

When your girl gets her face down right and creates a perfect slope with her back so you nut on her back and slide down that bitch.

Guy 1 - "Yo dawg, I finally got my girl to not act like a table and slope her back right, then I gave her a fucking Jeffrey Slide."

Guy 2- "Sick dawg!"

Jeffrey Slide by Jayslide June 5, 2020

Brain Slide 

Brain slide is an brain illness where people called Henrik feels like the brain is moving along with your head.

you having a brain slide?

Brain Slide by Dolphineman June 11, 2020

Brain Slide 

Brain Slide is a brain illness where you feel like your head is sliding along in your head. most common for Henriks

Are you having a Brain Slide Henrik?

Brain Slide by Dolphineman June 11, 2020

National Slide Tackle A Goth Day 

On The 16th of July is the National Slide Tackle A Goth Day,,the National Slide Tackle A Goth Day is when you can slide tackle a goth as many times as you want and as hard as you want with the goth not being able to fight back

Person 1:Hey look theres a goth
Person 2:Ye I wish I could slide tackle it without it fighting back
Person 1:Well lucky for you today is the National Slide Tackle A Goth Day

Person 2:OMG YASSSSS

Random Guy:*sees a goth,runs up to it and slide tackles the shit out of it*
Goth:You f##king ba###rd

Random Guy:Haha you cant fight back today is the National Silde Tackle A Goth Day

National Slide Tackle A Goth Day by anonymous🥵 June 24, 2020