shitty little car racing

A sport in which competitors put empty overturned rectangular recycling bins atop skateboards and pilot them vehicle down hills.

Brendan and Bobby spent the afternoon shitty little car racing down Fawn Run until they had to quit due to too much road rash.

by reasonableron April 9, 2011

Porch Sitter

Women in military housing that sit on the front porch, smoke cigarettes and talk on the phone all day while their kids run around unsupervised.

Damn! That woman across the street is a porch sitter!

by money_over_bitches December 28, 2009

shitty bitches

an expression used in times of frustration.

SHITTY BITCHES! i just dropped my placenta burger on the ground!

by Colin May 8, 2005

Shitty Kitty

1. The small, feces covered feline that runs around inside ones brain the morning after an evening of excessive drinking.

2. An extremely hungover individual.

1. "The shitty kitty just won't go away this morning, I'm never drinking again."

2. "Man, you were really hammered last night."
"Yeah, but I've been a shitty kitty all day today."

by shittykittyallday January 18, 2010

Shitty Movie

James Cameron's Avatar

Burn everyone involved in the making of this shitty movie.

by Anonymous Film Critic December 20, 2009

baby sitting

If a man nutts in someone's hand and they hold it. usually in a sexual act

A girl jerks a guy off and he cums in her hand. the sperm in her hand qualifies her as baby sitting

by tymer April 30, 2006

shitty charlotte

A way better name to describe the shittyest band ever made. There all posers. See Avril Lavinge.

Shitty charlotte sucks major ass. Same with Avril Lavinge.

by cartman5000 July 26, 2004