Semi-Simp

When you are half simp half man

Jim: Did you see Tyler? He was hanging out with some girls but he said he would play COD after.
John: Damn. He's such a Semi-simp

by ismelllikeawoman17293 July 18, 2020

Simp Trap

A girl or group of girls designed to brith the worst of simps. They lure them in quickly by leading them on at a constant rate. Then just when the simp thinks he has a chance, and shoots his shot...they shut him down like the cold hearted bitches they are.

DO NOT fuck with those girls, they’re a simp trap.

by theurbanpoet69 May 16, 2020

Simping for sallie

When you are so sad that you simp for an online person you don't even know in real life

Person 1: I saw someone simping for Sallie on discord
Person 2: cringe

by Alveoli gas exchange November 18, 2020

college simp

Someone who does extracurricular activities or runs for leadership positions for the sole purpose of embellishing his/her college application. His/her disingenuous intent is usually obvious as they have no true passion for their activities. This term derives from the term simp; but instead of pleasing girls, college simps seek to please and gain the favor of colleges.

John: Do you know why Michael is running for class president?
Paul: Michael is a huge college simp – he would do anything to get into Yale.

Although he says he created the non-profit because he is concerned about animal rights, it's obvious that he is college simping.

by collegesimp June 28, 2020

Draco Simp

Someone who simps for Draco Malfoy way too much.

"hey I heard you like Draco Malfoy!"
"Yea I'm a Draco Simp."

by anonymous December 16, 2020

Female Simp

A female simp is a woman who does too much for the man she likes and is overly nice to him, in hopes of getting him to like her back.

Why am I such a female simp?

by Monochromatica October 31, 2021

The Anti-Simp

Noun- Derived from the ancient prophecy of the Simp Antichrist. Ancient tales have been fortold that he will wage war against the simps and will drive them away from amongst men.

Simps Everywhere shake in fear when they hear this name mentioned.

"This society is a forewarning of the long awaited arrival of the Anti-Simp"

by Anti-Simp August 12, 2019