self service 

mostly found in facebook when a person post something on his/her wall and surprisingly that person will be the first one to LIKE his/her own post and COMMENT on his/her own post. It's like talking to yourself.

Keeshia Pretty: Im feeling sexy!
Keeshia like this.
Keeshia: yeah right!
Keeshia: hahahaha!
Keeshia: this is self service..LOL!

self service by red1845 April 26, 2010

Self-deluded indignation 

Becoming appalled and deeply indignant even though completely in the wrong.

Verb

A delusion is a false belief strongly held in spite of invalidating evidence. Self-deluded indignation goes one step further by demonstrating actual indignation towards the person with the correct, sane and rational position.

1. “I told the nurse she’d given me the wrong lab results and she went off on me explaining how she was the trained medical professional and that I was just an untrained layman. The problem with that of course is that she had actually given me the wrong fucking lab results!”

2. “Self-deluded indignation.”

Self-deluded indignation by Bigfreedog July 21, 2011

self appreciation 

It is a synonym for self esteem, self respect, dignity, self worth, etc.

She thinks she is beautiful when she gets naked in front of guys when psychologically, her insecurities are subconsciously screaming at her, depriving her of self appreciation.

self appreciation by EnochTheProphet June 11, 2015

self sexteam 

1. The way you feel about yourself sexually.

2.A group of horny naked people willing to work together to have sex. The people invloved in an oragy.

1. She looked at her huge boobs and smiles, she has great self sexteam.

When he climaxed she knew she was good, she has good self sexteam.

2. Our sexteam consits of me you roger and allie, i think this oragy is gonna rock.

self sexteam by rachel svea May 16, 2011

Self-Rape 

When you touch your own belly button for 3 secs

DoOd: I bet you never got raped!
Yu: *Touches belly button* BICH THINK AGAIN I JUSTST DID SELF-RAPE

Self-Rape by F67IGFF June 9, 2018

Self Foruming 

A slang phrase describing boredom. An individual getting so bored or sidetracked so much that he/she begins to converse with him/herself by using nonsense on Forum threads; usually by means of the Forum's Edit option.

(Verb) "I feel like Self Foruming"
(Noun) "I bet he's a Self Forumer, he said he was French."
(Adjective) "That cleverly placed banana peel I just slipped on makes me feel so Self Forumish"

Self Foruming by Matt "FoolyCooly" Miller October 3, 2007

self trouting 

Self-Trouting. To trout yourself. See Trouting.

To sel trout (or self trouting) is the act of sticking one's thumb up one's bum while wiggling the ball sacks.

self trouting by trout-fisher2 March 4, 2009