Occurs at the end of a night of heavy drinking after you've emptied your stomach in the toilet and rested your head on the toilet seat. It happens as you doze off and accidentally fall forward, touching your head to the toilet water and startling yourself awake. Often combined with confessions of drinking too much and outrageous promises of never drinking again.
Man, I fell asleep on the toilet and self-waterboarded sometime in the middle of the night. My nose was blue from the toilet cleaner when I got up.
by Andrew5544 April 1, 2008
Get the self-waterboardmug. The ability for a nation or people to decide their own sovereign status. This ability is granted to nations only when the United States determines that it has nothing to gain or too much to lose by invading and/or instilling a coup. Subject to change at any time.
Did you see the thing about Australia?
Yeah, yeah. It's such a shame when a country gets its self determination revoked.
Crazy, isn't it? And not even a month after they found that massive oil deposit.
Yeah, yeah. It's such a shame when a country gets its self determination revoked.
Crazy, isn't it? And not even a month after they found that massive oil deposit.
by not a badger May 20, 2018
Get the Self determinationmug. by timscookie February 3, 2010
Get the self brutalationmug. The retrieval of sperm from one's own rectum done with the use of a long straw to establish the mouth-anus connection.
by The Molester 69 February 11, 2018
Get the Self-Felchingmug. The quickest way to pull off a self-assification? Making an ass of yourself. Faking a massive bowel movement.
"After being asked to clean the yard, I did some self - assification by telling them I had explosive diarrhea."
"I had to work my self - assification to get out of cleaning the toilet yesterday"
"After being asked to clean the yard, I did some self - assification by telling them I had explosive diarrhea."
"I had to work my self - assification to get out of cleaning the toilet yesterday"
by tomgreene March 4, 2010
Get the Self - Assificationmug. Self spankery is the act of a lonely fuck boy that lacks a following of "hoes" and has to spank himself in light of not getting booty
Guy1: Have you heard Chris is experimenting with self spankery?
Guy2: I'm not surprised, we should have seen this coming.
Guy2: I'm not surprised, we should have seen this coming.
by FlaccidPeelz March 4, 2016
Get the self spankerymug. the feeling of satisfaction when you've updated your status on a social media network.
to self-statusfy: the posting of status updates about yourself on any social media network.
also: self-statusfied, self-statusfaction
to self-statusfy: the posting of status updates about yourself on any social media network.
also: self-statusfied, self-statusfaction
"Mmmm, I just updated my FB profile with my entire agenda for the day and I feel great! Posting details about my life is very self-statusfying."
by efamilyusa February 4, 2010
Get the Self-Statusfyingmug.