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Trash Salad

Make hay while the dumpster fire burns! The art of making the best of what life throws at you and goldmining a bad situation. Often served with croutons and a side of gravy.
When life gives you lemons put on your big girl panties, put your hair in a braid and serve up a tasty trash salad with a cherry on top, because adulting. Now go treat yo’self...
by Bread&Bondage April 24, 2020
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thought salad

Random, unconnected thinking that that doesn’t make sense. Though salad shows an undisciplined, scattered way of thinking as evidenced by the nutso stream of words coming out of the person’s mouth.
While s/he seemed sincere, I didn't get what s/he was trying to say... Bad case of thought salad.

There was once a prominent person who spoke in word salad because the poor guy had a severe case of thought salad. You could see it in the Tweets, too.
by Kevitar March 1, 2020
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Chinese Salad

When you put your finger in your friends butt and make another friend smell it.
Tom put his finger in Coty’s butt, then stood behind Josh while hold his finger under Josh’s nose...serving him a Chinese Salad.
by Roscoe 43 September 27, 2020
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Salad slide

When she eats nothing but salad for a week, so when you stick your tounge in her booty hole, the salad all slides out.
I was eating a Beccas ass and she gave me a salad slide.
by Salad checker October 2, 2020
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egyptian salad

The appetizer came from Egypt and became popular and loved in the UK (specifically in Liverpool). Those who eat it will become overconfident in front of the opponent and have to receive karma.
Madrid fans:"Serve me an egyptian salad with some Karma sauce"
by Péndulum July 15, 2022
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Stoner salad

A newer street name for marijuana, pot, or weed.
Person 1: hey man you got any stoner salad?
Person 2: what the hell is that
by mossybreadsticks June 19, 2022
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Mustard Salad

Wth is a Mustard Salad
by Abztrqct August 24, 2022
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