blogging salad

Posting a blog on Facebook or other website. Usually makes no sense whatever due to the blogger being under the influence of xanax, opiates or other depressants.

What's that guy talking about? His blogs make no sense! He's blogging salad.

by Jewwow November 23, 2011

plum salad

An asshole salad tossed so hard it gets bruised.

Johnny tossed my salad so hard last night, tonight he'll have to toss a plum salad.

by TheDudeDerives June 25, 2017

Salad on bread

It’s like a salad, but on bread. (Salad in, on, over, under, etc. bread are not quite the same.)

“Wow Caylie, nice salad.”
“It’s salad ON bread.” 🙄🙄🙄

by Fredisnotdead January 24, 2018

salad denial

continuing to fool yourself that you are eating a healthy meal even though you are loading your salad with high calorie dressings, croutons and high fat toppings

Susie:"I was so good on my diet today, all I had for lunch was a salad."
Betsy: "Dousing lettuce with dressing and adding croutons and bacon is not a healthy meal. You have salad denial."

by cherrybomb66 March 11, 2011

Stoner salad

A newer street name for marijuana, pot, or weed.

Person 1: hey man you got any stoner salad?
Person 2: what the hell is that

by mossybreadsticks June 19, 2022

Fruity Salad

When you and your friends wanna get down to a gay orgy but you don't want to say it out loud, you give it a code! Hence Fruity Salad

John: "Hey Guys, It's my birthday today and y'know what that means!"

Jack: "Heck Yeah, It's for a Fruity Salad Baby!"

by Tenno43 June 24, 2023

Salad Stuff

Bags of pre-packaged lettuce at the grocery store.

Husband: Babe, what do you want at the grocery store?
Wife: Salad Stuff!

by jfrapp August 20, 2011