Rule 34

Rule 34 of the internet. This is the most infamous unwritten rule. It states that any famous object (both physical and non-physical), topic, fandom, or person has a pornographic counterpart.

In other words: "If it exists, there is porn of it."

Person 1: Do you think minecraft porn exists?
Person 2: Remember rule 34? Of course it does!
Person 1: Should I look it up?
Entire Room: NO.

by That_Nerd22 July 24, 2018

Yonder Rule

A calculus rule that defines whenever a math teacher inexplicably rearranges an equation in a way that makes no sense; i.e., the numbers move over yonder.

I was sitting in class when suddenly our teacher rearranged the equation without an explanation. I leaned over to my friend and whispered, “Wow, looks like this problem requires the yonder rule again.”

by yabba dabba doo! February 5, 2019

The pound rule

If one of your mates sleeps with some you already have they owe you a pound.

Alright lad have you got my pound or good night last night I heard' " the pound rule" stands d if deep

by Sammyc88 June 18, 2019

rule 89

If you cannot understand it, it is machine code

Coder: I don’t understand this error.
Coder 2: it is rule 89

by VoidedChaos May 1, 2018

Rule Meglovania

Rule Meglovania -

It's the rule that at some point every song will get a meglovania remix at some point

Remember rule34?,

now there is rule Meglovania about that every song will eventually be remixed with meglovania

by Richard Gaming May 13, 2020

Rule 90

If a song exists, there must also exist a trap remix of said song. Rule 91

Dude 1: "God I wish this song had a sick drum beat behind it."
Dude 2: "Hey man, Rule 90."
Dude 1: "Awesome."

by Intergalactic crackwhore July 9, 2020

3D rule

Don't Disappoint Daddy

Always remember the 3D rule!

by weirdotheone August 9, 2020