Chinese Rooster

When you are having sex with an asian female, preferably during the early morning hours of spring or summer while the windows are open for fresh air (approximately 4-7 am), and she orgasms so loud that your roommates, parents, or neighbors wake up from the moan just as a rooster wakes up people from their cock-a-doodle-do.

Asian female: (with accent) Oh fuck! keep going i'm about to!
Neighbor next door: Hey! keep it down! I've had enough of your chinese rooster every day at 6:13 am!

by ldizzle2012 September 13, 2017

research roast

Whenever a kid cant directly roast you so he does a bunch of research he might say it was easy but in reality it was hard and he roast you for whatever he got from his research

Sheep: better not anger me or I'll research roast your ass

by Fagarian November 11, 2017

lightning rooster

A masterbater of a higher power whose splurge is one that will cause a storm on Earth.

*hurricane begins* "Damnit God is right now when you have to be a lightning rooster"

by whatsgoodbruh December 15, 2017

anti-roastable

cannot be roasted

"ur anti-roastable boi"

by naomi boi June 13, 2018

sit roasted

When you only sit on the biggest of dicks by a campfire.

Wow, Lu loves getting sit roasted when he goes camping, isn't he a big gay?

by JonVonBovi July 13, 2018

Pig roast

Pig roast is when 2 guys put one dick in the mouth and another in the pussy or asshole. Acting like if it was a pig getting roasted (stick goes through all that)

(Fake Name btw)
Example is when Alexandra B. Got pig roasted in the car.

In a sentence; yeah we totally pig roasted her in the back seat of my car.

by FazeDudeNude November 20, 2018

California Rooster Tail

when your about to nut and turn around, bend over and shoot your massive load of baby nectar out from around your balls with your cock shooting semen out of your asshole.

I was fucking this chicken and gave it a fat California rooster tail.

by Rooster Cocktail February 11, 2019