RoadWife (BFF) refers to a Friend/Colleague who's Ride or Die. Very close to you and knows your Deepest Secrets.
Eg 1: Michelle was Torrie's Road Wife before her Husband got her hands on her.
Eg 2: She's my Road Wife since 15 years now. We have so many memories together!
A road pirate is someone who buys and daily drives an ex police vehicle and purposefully makes the vehicle look as close to a active duty police vehicle as possible to scare people on the road.
I thought there was a cop behind me about to pull me over, but it was just a Road Pirate.