AKA majestic rizz, this is a condition that only 1 in 10,000 males possess the genetic code for. This type of rizz can be fatal if not exercised with self-control. Mythical rizz can cause women to fall in love at the snap of a finger. The special men who have mythical rizz abilities often must wear sunglasses or masks to cover their identity. When such a man does not cover himself, he has to deal with hundreds of women and even men throwing themselves at him daily.
Everyone thinks having mythical rizz is a dream come true. But for me, it's made my life a living hell. I can't walk 10 feet without a woman offering me hawk tuah. I really don't wish this upon my worst enemy.
by I Thik U Stupid December 8, 2024
Get the Mythical rizzmug. Something only a stupid ahh mf named Samad Atifi would attempt to pull off. Bagel rizz never ends well and almost always results in being laughed at in public. Bagel rizz includes the act of asking a bitch if she wants a bagel in hopes to pipe.
by DontBeatWomenPlz May 6, 2024
Get the Bagel rizzmug. retardancy
person 1 : sigma gyatt ohio rizz when skibidi sigma attacks the svinka and creeper in oklahoma and then they goon their way out of there
their mom : i should've put you up for adoption
their mom : i should've put you up for adoption
by ruben.notfound June 18, 2024
Get the sigma gyatt ohio rizz when skibidi sigma attacks the svinka and creeper in oklahoma and then they goon their way out of theremug. an unbelievably ludicrous half abbreviation of "game" (relationship wise) which has very quickly turned into a tiktok trend where 14 year olds in tech fleeces and turkey jordan 4s pretty much bully any girl on a friend making app which turned into both a dating and slandering app. The rizz trend is sarcastic saying that they can't pull so instead join in the trend of attempting to tyrannize innocent people and then post their opposite success of wooing the opposite sex instead of using their "infinite rizz"
Person 1 - "Yo bro look at my incredibly smackalicious rizz (holds phone 2 nanometers away from person 2's eyes)
Person 2 - "ur so fucking retarded man"
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Person 2 - "ur so fucking retarded man"
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by Ethanslovelylife November 8, 2022
Get the rizzmug. by anonymous June 18, 2023
Get the yoslopa rizzmug. by anonymous November 30, 2024
Get the rizzmug. by HAYDENCRAFT2008 February 2, 2024
Get the Rizz Crackermug.