ride the turtle

Doggy style with a pregnant chick.

Bro, did you ride the turtle?

by illone84 July 06, 2017

Riding rocket

Riding a rocket up to a hill shooting the enemy in the face and anyone that's there

Man can you believe nate did a riding rocket on that guys face it was unbelievable!!

by Alex voineag-vazquez November 08, 2017

shelf-ride

Finding pleasure in placing something on a shelf, and deliberately not using it while being well aware of its existence and location.

EX1:
Friend- "wow, dude thats the Japanese import of FF7, but you don't read Japanese!"

Dude- "I don't need to read Japanese. I'm gonna shelf-ride the SHIT out of this thing!"

EX2:
Son- "My dad's got some stuff he's been shelf riding since the 60's"

EX3:
Girl - "I gave you a gift, and you never use it!."

Guy - "What do you mean?. I shelf-ride it every day!."

by Roman Sidorov July 24, 2008

Ride the Motorcycle

When you jack your shit while simultaneously sticking your thumb in and out of your asshole

“Me and my girl were supposed to hang, but I saved the headache and went home to ride the motorcycle instead”

by Smiffyboy October 08, 2018

Riding Diablo

See the proper term “Riding Gilbert”

Rand died today while Riding Diablo. It was bumpy and ugly.

by T. Little May 15, 2021

ride street

Riding bikes on a street like a bad ass mother fucker with no consideration for cars bikes vans traffic or pedestrians.

yo tom, you got the balls to ride street?

by BIGDICKSILVE4 January 24, 2018

ride the money

just do it when unsure about making a purchase of anything

I always just ride the money when I'm trying to decide whether or not to buy a pair of silver jeans.

by kejr March 20, 2011