Pull Root

(Verb) To jerk off, to masturbate, to wank, to spank the monkey.

I sat down to write my Aunt Edna an email, but then I ended up pulling root to photos of my ex-girlfriend.

I wish I was a turnip farmer, so I could pull root all day.

by tincan77 October 25, 2011

pull a hammy

v. To strain your hamstring muscle.

I was running 400s in the cold when sure enough, on the fifth lap I pull a hammy.

by torngc June 12, 2020

to pull an E.C.

Basically it means the same thing as pulling a 'disappearing act'.
It all started out from the movie Twilight and E.C. stands for Edward Cullen Character. When you pull an E.C., you have a tendency to disappear from time to time. Edward Cullen disappeared on numerous occasions throughout the movie.

Are you going to pull an E.C. on me?
Did he/she pulling an E.C. on you again?

by Spazzzzer April 02, 2009

Pulling a Duke

Being kind in the name of the Lord.

I am "Pulling a Duke" by taking her home.

by ktbird23 July 15, 2017

pulling a pope

v. To quit unexpectantly. Also a sexual act.

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Where's Yvonne? We're about to open. She isn't pulling a pope is she?

Yeah. She phoned in. She doesn't feel that her fading spirit will allow her to continue here in the sort of capacity that is required.

She knows she's just a bar maid? Right?

by gnostic 1 February 23, 2013

Pulling a Wetzel

Leaving 10 minutes early for lunch to beat the crowd

We’re pulling a Wetzel at lunch today

by Pulling a Wetzel October 30, 2018

Pulled a Sanford

disappeared, awol, leaving no information for family or work, lying about your whereabouts

(In June 2009, South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford disappeared to Argentina for 5 days with his mistress, claiming that he was on break/rest from all the battles going on over the stimulus money)

After she told him she was pregnant with his child, he dun pulled a sanford.

by xtinalam.com June 25, 2009