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Forbidden pudding

Forbidden Pudding (noun): Slightly off-putting term for the thick, yellowish-green phlegm that emerges while coughing, sneezing or blowing the nose, during a severe cold or flu. This term highlights the gelatinous, pudding-like consistency of the phlegm, which, despite its name, is anything but edible.
"I was feeling a bit better this morning, but then I coughed up some chunky Forbidden Pudding."
"There's nothing like a bout of Forbidden Pudding to remind you you're still sick."
by TheJusticeBear November 21, 2023
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Mississippi pudding pie

When one during intercorse pulls out right before cumming, then proceeds to ejaculate into a pudding cup, takes said pudding smears in on the vagina and proceeds to eat her out.
Yesterday me and Susan did Mississippi pudding pie during a orgy!
by Direwolf December 15, 2022
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Spotty Dog Pudding

The proper name is Spotty Dick Pudding, but my parents were too prudish to use such a crude word as Dick and so in our extended family, the name for Spotty Dick Pudding is called Spotty Dog Pudding. It also looks like a Spotty Dog and not like a Spotty Dick.

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On Sundays, I love a bit of spotty dog pudding with custard.
by Black Cat Redhill Surrey July 11, 2023
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Village Pudding

When your girl has a really nice ass that everyone else is getting, but not you.
Matt Bird’s girl has the best village pudding.
by weaverluke21 July 19, 2023
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Hard Pudding

Whenever something is tough, opposite of easy sauce
"Wow, that test was hard pudding"
by sysophus August 25, 2023
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pump action pud pistol

Another term for the male anatomy.
Tonight I think I’m gonna go home and squeeze off a few shots out of the ol’ pump action pud pistol.
by Dr. Shirley August 31, 2023
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Bathroom Pudding

Very soft poo that comes out of a human that resembles chocolate pudding.
Sorry about being late, I hade to make some bathroom pudding.
by Huge hammer69 September 1, 2023
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