point percy

To aim one's penis at the urinal.

Yeah, had a few tubes with the boys then just as the food arrived I had to point percy and wouldn't you know when I got back the mongrels had taken me steak.

by Ockerbloke November 26, 2007

point-roll

A poker player who plays online poker tournaments using Frequent Player Points (FPPS) accumulated through playing cash games. Players who play using solely FPPS are practicing no-rolling

Pokerstars has FPPs and Full Tilt Poker has FTPs. FTP tournaments are often satellites to higher tournaments.

"Warren lost his bankroll, and is now point-rolling until his next paycheck comes in"

by DJWhiteGuy March 23, 2009

pointmore

Something that is worthwhile or meaningful.
Antonym: Pointless.

Natalie: Let's be productive today.
Adam: That's a pointmore idea.

by Adam121212 August 21, 2009

printgasm

When someone (usually a new co-worker) discovers there is a printer nearby and then proceeds to print off every little thing they can think of.

"We've run out of ink again. I think Tom might have had a Printgasm!"

by daleus December 15, 2009

Point Chiseler

Someone (usually a perfectionist) who isn't satisfied with his/her grade on something such as a paper, and therefore proceeds to go to the professor to try to acquire (chisel) extra points on the scale of 1-5.

same as a point beggar/orphan who begs the prof for scraps of points to add to his/her grade.

"That girl Neha is such a point chiseler. She got an 81 on her paper and she's going to bother the professor to get an 83."

by bhonder April 12, 2010

Print Payback

1. The act of writing and publishing a book wherein your ex is portrayed as the antagonist. Bonus points are given if the antagonist dies.

2. The act of publishing an article in a periodical that damages or destroys an ex's reputation.

C.S. Lewis' wife was a bitchy gold digger, but he got major print payback when he wrote her into his Narnia books as the White Witch.

Tony was a writer for the Herald, so it was only a matter of time before he got print payback on Danielle.

by HobieOneKenobi April 29, 2013

Printmare

Noun
1.) A written work or passage that is frightening or extremely unpleasant.
2.) A terrifying or very unpleasant experience that is read about and haunts the reader long after they have stopped reading.

"Reading about the recent crime wave in this morning's paper gave me the worst printmare."

by Barch79 June 28, 2013