Pork the Pig

1. The act of intercourse with a fatty - also see pork

Fuck me Johnny's actually gonna pork the pig

by MrIdontgiveafuck April 29, 2019

Pork bench

Something you sit on when u came to goon haha yes it does actually exist

“I came to goon, pork bench”

by Porkbench July 6, 2024

Pork Roll

When 2 gay bears and a twink get freaky in bed.

“Wow, that pork roll from last night got my ass limpin..”

by Gay Joey December 31, 2023

Delaware Pork-Rind

When a man cuts off his foreskin and drops it in a deep fryer for approximately 24 hours and removes it from the fryer. He then crushes it to a powder and puts it in a mixture of heroine and straight black coffee and butt-chugs it.

I accidentally committed a Delaware Pork-Rind at the local funeral home.

by Bagel aids July 17, 2022

car pork

A very annoying girl

Wow, that car pork is so annoying

by Wooooooooooooooooow ugh May 7, 2018

Pork nacho

Something you can't handle but someone else can

Jon: hey I made pork nachos
Matt:can I have some
Mike:you can't handle porknacho

by Dusty dagger prevention October 19, 2019

Pork Floss

When a big girl takes off her clothes and it looks like she got no panties on, but then she straighten her torso and you see the thong appear through her love folds. That's pork floss baby

"oooh damn baby you came through with no panties on?"
"Nah I got a thong, *lifts belly* see?"

"Ooh pork floss I like it"

by Capnfapjax19 October 14, 2023