Political Fatalism

The belief that one political belief is fact, while simultaneously believing the opposing political party is stupid for believing that their opinion is fact.

Wow my Grandma is really into political fatalism... she doesn’t believe what anyone else says.

by Nixite117 June 7, 2020

Political assault

A situation where an individual is motivated to physically assault someone because they strongly disagree with the other person’s political views and or the victim’s political identity. It usually starts out as a verbal disagreement, which escalates to the point where one of the individuals involved in the incident physically attacks the other one and the situation turns into a full-blown fight. The attacker may have strong biases against certain populations, certain mental illnesses that have not been diagnosed and or are not being treated adequately, extreme political beliefs, and or political insanity.

When a political assault happens, it often draws the public and politician’s attention and they may quickly mobilize to address the issues that facilitated it to occur; depending on who the victim was, who the attacker was, what specific issue or bias motivated the attacker’s actions, the responses from the public officials, the victim, and or celebrities, and the circumstances leading up to the event.

by Vanguard 1998 April 10, 2021

Mickey Mouse Politics

The bipartisan act of politicians collaborating behind closed doors to scheme how they’ll make money—whether through insider trading, corruption, or fear-mongering. Much like how animators have been sitting on Mickey Mouse parodies, waiting for Disney’s copyright to expire, politicians wait for key policies to “expire” so they can manipulate the public and cash in.

A Republican and a Democrat share a toast at a Michelin Star restaurant. “Looks like Roe v. Wade’s expiration is coming up,” one chuckles. “Time to milk the outrage cycle for another term,” the other replies, as they launch into some Mickey Mouse Politics.

by ArrBaby February 21, 2025

Stay out of politics and religion

Go fuck yourself Ed Sheeran! Ginger fucking faggot! THAT! That right there is why Taylor is fucking Travis instead of you!

Ed Sheeran "Muh daddy told me 'Stay out of politics and religion' lalala I'm a ginger fairy!"

Hym "No... No. Participating in politics is my DUTY as a citizen and I'm a devout Pandeist Gnostic! I NEED to disparage their incest cult as a part of my religion! Because as Thomas Payne said 'To a Deist, the word of God is written in the laws of the universe and to Hym all scripture is a forgery.' And as a Gnostic I believe your God is evil. I have a RIGHT to express my religious views and this all perfectly coincides with things I've said in the past! Wait... Was that an Ed Sheeran song? You know what? I don't care."

by Hym Iam April 25, 2024

Politically oriented

What you absolutely shouldn't be when you claim to a US national sport past time.

The MLB right now should drive yourself away and not be arsed about being politically oriented. Rob Manfred the MLB commissioner should worry about his bottom line not the things he's currently upset about.

by Sexydimma April 18, 2021

Political Prostitute

A person who uses the political contributions of one person for the gains of his or her rivals.

She used the campaign contributions of Manny Villar and turned it against him, two weeks before the 2010 Presidential elections in Iloilo City, Philippines. She is a Political Prostitute.

by Comelec November 20, 2021

Political-Aggressive

To be Passive-Agressive about your political point, especially around people or a community that is extremely hostile to your opinion.

*shares quote about Anne Frank’s notes about people getting abducted from their homes, trying to hint about ICE raids*

Followers: Hey, you can be open about what you believe in.

Me: Can I? I’m legally not allowed to talk about my beliefs online because of my employment, and that’s why I’m being so Political-Aggressive.

by JusticeIsBlind August 10, 2019