POON-STIRRING

THE MULTI-HOUR PRACTICE OF INSERTING THE MALE ORGAN (MOST COMMONLY KNOWN AS THE PENIS) INTO THE FEMALE GENATELIA (MOST COMMONLY KNOWN AS THE VAGINA, THE TWAT, OR THE PUSSY.) (NOT COMMONLY KNOWN AS THE VAN DELL)

1. HEY BRO, I TOOK THIS CHICK HOME AND DID SOME SERIOUS POON-STIRRING ON HER LAST NIGHT.
2. I WANNA DO SOME SERIOUS POON-STIRRING ON HER!

by PROFESSOR C-YA May 12, 2009

poon sack

a fat women's vagina

"I totally hit that poon sack last night."
"Ew, dude."

"I totally did Emily last night. She was great in bed, but she kinda had a poon sack."

by poonsacksdude August 8, 2009

poon candy

Food used during sex that resembles a dick, such as a banana.

Guy 1: I just fucked my girlfriend with a banana!
Guy 2: That my friend would be poon candy.

by cracker08 January 22, 2010

Poon Swaggled

The female version of being "cock blocked," i.e. interfering with a woman's ability to get game

Jennifer told me she was planning to spend the whole morning naked with Derrek, until his roomate showed up unannounced and poon swaggled her.

by Hanabachi-chan October 15, 2010

pcon1

The highest level of irrational Putin fear. At Pcon1, short for Putin Threat Condition 1.

At PCON1, you should be under your bed with a short wave radio waiting for instructions from our Minister of Propaganda.

by Truthisfiction April 20, 2017

poon connoisseur

One that knows what good poon taste like because he has had so many women to taste.

Paul is one poon connoisseur, he has had every woman in the work place, even the cleaning ladies!!

by Clamer August 26, 2017

Poon

an italian word meaning "Penis"

That manpurse is gonna score you some serious italian poon, my friend! (read in thick italian accent)

by MrItalianman January 11, 2018