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The record player

Something that Sleepy Joe 'braindead' Biden thinks parents should have on at night so kids can 'hear words.' It is unclear however if this is actually a good idea, since Joe didn't seem to know what the hell he wanted to say (as usual) and was confused between the record player, the radio, the television and even the phone!
Joe 'braindead' Biden: Play the radio! Make sure the television the-the excuse me, make sure you have the record player on at night, the the the phone, make sure the kids hear words!

Normal person: you're a fucking retard, Trump won anyway.
by Icy Wyte July 20, 2022
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flash player

a leeser flash cartoons/games site to www.newgrounds.com

flashplayer.com updates 2 things every 2 weeks yet newgrounds is updated every 2 DAYS....plus newgrounds has something then 2 weeks later flashplayer get the samething
jesse: go to flashplayer.com
matt: no fag taht place sux
jesse:theres nowhere else to go
matt : watch this (goes to newgrounds)
by matthew alexander 3rd November 15, 2004
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player

One who is in the game.

If your involved with anything, then you are a player for that

e.g. Eminem is a player in the rap game

Wayne Gretzky is a player in the hockey game(Most people call it hockey player unless your retarded).

get the point?
by yoloswag300 December 15, 2013
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Players card

An invisible card you have when you are single and dating. You have this card until marriage. Even when in relationship, the card is only on reserve.
Oh girl he’s getting married next week, that players card is getting turned in.

Girl let me place my card on hold because that’s about to be my boyfriend!

Oh hunnty my players card been cut up! I’m married now!
by Green goddess August 15, 2018
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Player

A person - of either gender - who intentionally misleads to get sex or other favors.
She plays him for jewelry. She is such a player.
by Playinlady2018 December 8, 2018
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Player

Jaiden. Any one with is name or a form of this name is a player.
by Don’t@me March 20, 2020
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cool player

not really caring, changing subject out of disregard. When your not impressed with someone telling you somehting but you got to say something anyway.
Ex.1
Guy1-'dood I just got this sweet CD!!' Guy2- 'cool player'

Ex.2
Guy1-'hey, i fucked your sister last nite'
Guy2-'cool player'
by Vinny_Luv May 6, 2005
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