hit the pipe then lay it

to smoke marijuana then proceed to have sex

Johnny: I'm gonna be up all night. How much more studying do you have to do Gary?

Gary: I'm done. I think I'm gonna head back to the apartment, hit the pipe then lay it.

by Captain Fox October 8, 2011

Alaska Pipeline

Freezing a condom and shitting in it and using it to fuck someone in the ass

Did you bang her?
No, she only wanted a alaska pipeline.

by jwrj53 January 14, 2013

Bag Pipe

This is another name for your Cock and Sack, your Bag Pipe.

She sure knows how to blow a Bag Pipe!
Have you ever played a Bag Pipe? I have one you can blow.

by CableBob October 22, 2008

Pro-Pipe

Term Bungie has given for the new grenade launcher in soon to be released beta, and later new game, Halo: Reach.

ONLY CoD FAGS WOULD CALL IT NOOB-TUBE.

CoD Fag- STOP USING THAT NOOB-TUBE YOU LITTLE BITCH!
Awesome person- That's Pro-Pipe to you motherfucka.

by Mboone April 21, 2010

pipefeeder

a person (mainly females) who gives alot of blowjobs and are assumed to suck more dick than she eats regular food

Person1: Yo man, you know that chick Jane?
Person2: Yeah, what about her?
Person1: Dude, she's a total pipefeeder.
Person2: Im so gonna be her friend so she feed on my pipe next.
Person1: Hell yea me too.

by BiggPhilly December 28, 2007

Piperette

After the 2009 cigarette tobacco tax increase, retarded tobacco companies started selling pipe tobacco to make cigarettes. This loophole allowed them to sell pretty much the same stuff without paying the government the tax on it. Only problem is that the pipe tobacco tastes and smells like feet.

-While on smoke break-

Adam - "Dude, what are you smoking? Your cig smells like my gym bag!"

M. Ryan - "Its a piperette, man! Its crappy pipe tobacco in a cigarette, but hey, I make it work."

Adam - "You're retarded. Why don't you just buy the real stuff? Its more money but still cheaper than prepack smokes."

by mistergoodkat December 2, 2009

pipe the rock

To examine a diamond, usually a diamond ring worn by a woman who has just received it as a gift from her boyfriend/fiancee/husband.

Derived from the examination of a stone by a jeweler using a jeweler's loupe, which he holds up to his eye and which is shaped like a very short pipe.

Sue: Hey, we got engaged last night!
TIna: Oh, wow! Did he give you a ring?
Sue: Yeah, pipe the rock!

by Lebendy-leben January 29, 2010